Introducing 'Go Lick the World': A Groundbreaking Clicker Game on Global Affairs

It's a tough job preventing politicians from uttering gaffes. Take President Biden's infamous "go lick the world" comment, for instance – a moment that surely caused White House staff worldwide to collectively facepalm. This very phrase inspired the creation of "Go Lick The World," a satirical mobile game from Pixel Play.

This casual clicker cleverly blends the absurdity of current events with the addictive simplicity of the genre. The objective? Virtually lick the globe as rapidly as possible (using your finger, of course!). The 3D Earth rotates, surrounded by a constantly shifting array of tappable objects. Each tap earns points, fueling your climb up the leaderboard.

Boost your score by targeting LickLink satellites (a playful nod to Starlink), F-35 jets, red electric cars, and even Lick Force One (Biden's plane!). On Earth, you'll encounter humorous landmarks: the White House, Antarctica, the Pyramids, and a less-than-pristine San Francisco.

The game's quirky charm extends to its daily rotating items: Impeach-Mints (Mondays), Tacos (Tuesdays), Swifties (Saturdays), and pizza slices (a nod to Pizzagate).

Unlockable Earth skins and accessories add another layer of fun, including a "clown world" face, various hats (trucker hats, Uncle Sam, a Texas cowboy hat with a censored border sign), and solar eclipse glasses. These are earned via rewarded ads. A recent "Great Debate Update" even introduced a famous hairstyle.

Go Lick The World is free (with IAPs to remove ads, enable auto-clicking, and add a blue tick). Download it now on the App Store and Google Play Store.

UPDATE: The Great Debate Update includes trucker hats representing different political viewpoints and a certain prominent individual's iconic hair.